Halloween has always been one of my favorite holidays. I mean candy, costumes, running around at night when you should be in bed- what’s not to like? As an adult I’ve found Halloween to be fun in different ways. It’s an excuse to dress up in sexy costumes and do a little role-playing in the bedroom with your significant other. In the spirit of fun and fantasy I’ve collected some costumes and sex toys from across the web that I think would be fun to incorporate into your adult toy box.
What? You don’t have an adult toy box? For shame! Get thee to any store that sells foot lockers and pick one up. Make sure it’s the kind that you can put a lock on just in case your kids/dog/Mom get curious about what’s inside. Also, put a note on the inside of the lid so if you accidentally get run over by a Reindeer on your way to grandma’s house your family won’t have to face wondering what the hell you were doing with a butt plug the size of a fire hydrant. 😉
So, without further ado, the toys!
Ahhh candy corn. Love it or hate it the sweet treat is synonymous with Halloween. But why just put it in your mouth?
In the mood for something a little…different? How about a tentacle dildo? Who hasn’t watched 20,000 leagues under the sea and wished they could find a kraken of their very own.
But why do girls get to have all the fun? Guys want a little scary variety as well, and the monster theme Fleshlights deliver! In the mood for a little undead action? The vampire vagina has batwings. 😉
Ever had the urge to freak your lover out? Try using a scorpion vibrator next time you’re together, he won’t know if you’re screaming in pain or pleasure.
And last but not least, slutty…err sexy costumes. You’ve all seen it, the skanky nurse, the ho-ish cop, and the trashy kitty. When else can you dress like a total trollop and not get arrested? Bring that imagination into the bedroom and do a little role playing with your partner. Maybe you’re Little Red Ridding Hood and he’s the Big Bad Wolf out to eat your. Or maybe you’re the cop with the cuffs and your partner is a prisoner at your mercy. Next time you go to the costume shop take a look around and see what strikes your fancy, never hurts to stock up on some play clothes for your sex toy trunk the day after Halloween when everything is on sale.
So here is to Halloween, the only holiday where you can ask your significant other to dress up like a super hero and tie you up while not being labeled a perv. 😉
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